The shelf

Five rooms, one craft.

Each programme is a closed room in App Analytics. We do not mix funnels with brand storytelling, and we do not sell recordings of other people’s webinars.

Dark dashboard with line and bar charts

Flagship · 6 weeks · £1,890

Instrumentation Studio

Schema design, property hygiene, and the politics of saying an event is retired. The course most teams should have taken before they hired a second analyst.

Laptop with graphs beside a notebook

3 weeks · £740

Retention After the First Week

Day-1, day-7, and the unfashionable work of reading return curves without smoothing them into optimism. Built for consumer and marketplace apps.

Person reviewing a mobile app

10 days · £560

Funnel Geometry

How to draw a funnel that matches the product rather than the slide. Includes a session on “false bottoms” created by mandatory permissions.

Desk covered in printed statistical charts

Evenings · £490

Attribution Without Superstition

A sceptical tour of paid credit, organic luck, and why last-click still haunts App Analytics stacks that should know better.

Team seated around a long meeting table

Leaders · 4 weeks · £1,150

The Metric Council

For heads of product who must choose a handful of numbers the board will actually remember. Governance, not dashboard tourism.

Person pointing at a tablet showing data

By arrangement

Private Map

A residency for one product organisation. We sit with your events, your warehouse, and your arguments. See Fees.

How a season runs

Live sessions are held on Thursday evenings, London time, with a Saturday studio for the flagship. Recordings exist for absence, not as the product. Work is submitted as short memos — an event contract, a cohort cut, a retired-metric note — because App Analytics is a writing problem as much as a querying one.

We assume you already have an analytics vendor. We do not re-teach button-clicking in a particular UI. If your stack is Mixpanel, Amplitude, a warehouse, or a stubborn combination, the exercises still hold.

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